Halfing Tavern Talk
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:59 am
"Have ya heard about that Halfling in Willie's or the Peacock?"
"I've seen many a Halfling. Why?"
"Oh, you'd know this one. He claims to be a retired adventurer who has taken on Dragons and Undead alike."
"Bugger sounds a bit pompous."
"Hah, quite so! He seems rich enough, but take it from me, stay away from that Halfling if you can."
"He's a talker then?"
"Yep, he's a drunk talker, always on about his adventures and how much he hates liches. Just take my advice, keep your distance from the Halfling with messy brown hair and a black and blue cloak."
"I've seen many a Halfling. Why?"
"Oh, you'd know this one. He claims to be a retired adventurer who has taken on Dragons and Undead alike."
"Bugger sounds a bit pompous."
"Hah, quite so! He seems rich enough, but take it from me, stay away from that Halfling if you can."
"He's a talker then?"
"Yep, he's a drunk talker, always on about his adventures and how much he hates liches. Just take my advice, keep your distance from the Halfling with messy brown hair and a black and blue cloak."